i get so offended when i call my parents and they don’t answer like how dare u i am your child i could be dead

► [TVD] Damon + Bonnie | Safe and Sound (not mine)




9 words to make you really think.

This. Is. Profound.

This is something everyone should see

“Love yourself —
when it’s fucking 2 a.m and you’re not even halfway through with your essay that was due last week.
when your mom is yelling at you because your grades are shit
when your dad comes home late smelling like booze
when your dog just died and youre the only one who took care of him
when your brothers girlfriend is cheating on him and if you tell him he’ll hate you
when you lost your best friend to someone you hate
when you think— no you wish that today was your last day,
just fucking love yourself because when every body is too busy trying to fuck up your life you’re the only person that can save you,
your life isnt some fucking john green novel, no one can save you but yourself.” — Anonymous (via highrapunzel)


Re-Spun Tales; Sleeping Beauty

Sleeping Beauty’s sleep is self-induced. A she-warrior born in the wrong century, she hides her ambitions beneath slumber and spins a tale of a mere damsel. Her enemies underestimate her and she bides her time and waits, making herself a martyr and timing her sleep to a revolution in her name. And when all who stood in her way are dead and gone, she awakes, regarded as a miracle, as heaven-sent, as the rightful queen. And she retakes her kingdom.

  • Cop: Have you been drinking?
  • Me: I been drankin'
  • Cop: Surfbort
  • Me: Surfbort


15 Years of T H E  M U M M Y  ||  May 7, 1999

No harm ever came from reading a book.



Because one is too many.

I’m so proud of these men. :-)


i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter




Captain Anmerica: Winter Soldier

Credits to DCinside Frozen Gallery